I know what you’re thinking...a gay man with little butt play experience?...you gotta be kidding me! All my life, I’ve been a top and my partners and I have preferred it that way ;-)! From time to time, I’ve experimented with dildos with always the same effect...I’m grateful that other guys enjoy the in/out thrusting action, but it’s just never been so enjoyable for me.
Being that Covid has separated me from my much missed bottoms, I’ve started exploring other forms of gratification. First off, silicone jack-off sleeves...sorry, my hand does a better job. Next, a frenulum stimulator...the thing was so heavy, it fell off my dick...next! Then, I tried the THOR...now, we’re onto something. The idea of the rotating head action is genius and the different vibration settings are out of this world. Still, I had this nagging tug of war feeling. I liked it but not as completely as I wanted to. It’s cool that if you just turn on the rotating function and lube up, the Thor will literally screw itself into you...but then there is that bulbous part that has to get past your sphincter which can be a little painful on entry. And for me is always painful on exit. Plus even after a couple of months, it felt just a bit too large for me. Sad to say, I guess I’m not a size queen. Also the rotation action, while good, was not stimulating my prostate as much as I expected. I started wondering if I had an anatomically shy g-spot.
I then checked out the Giddi website to see if there was something I was missing. It was then that the term “Come Hither” leaped across the screen and slapped my face. On closer inspection, I saw that the TOMO II was all about the “Come Hither” and soon, hither it came to my mailbox. Again, lubing up and starting with no vibration the fingering action pulls the device into you quite easily with no pain whatsoever. At first, I just remained motionless to feel the new sensations and to my surprise, gosh, golly, gee whiz, there was my long lost best friend, Pablo, the prostate! (I call my dick Oscar, btw.) The website speaks about “milking the prostate” which is exactly what it did. Oscar leaped to attention begging for a creamy hand to make sense of new vocabulary he was learning from Pablo! And then I turned on the vibrator! Whoa! At this point, I knew time was running out and scrambled to find the money shot in the porn movie that was on. Just in the knick of time, the fast forward button located its target and a minute later... DAMN!!!
I shot a nut so big, squirrels started gathering around my bedroom window to see if they could get some.
I can’t sing, but I can sing the praises of the TOMO II! Run, don’t walk to the Giddi website and get yours today. You and your neighborhood squirrels will be glad you did!