Butt Plugs, Bahrain, and the Pentagon: What Actually Happened

In a moment that sounds like it came straight out of a comedy sketch, a small Canadian adult toy store got a serious letter from one of the most serious institutions in the world: the United States Department of Defense.

Here’s what went down: a Toronto-based online adult shop recently opened two returned packages only to find letters from U.S. military authorities tucked inside. 

What was the message, you ask?

Please stop sending butt plugs to American service members stationed in Bahrain. (Futurism)

How It Happened

The items in question (which included at least one butt plug and a bullet vibrator) were apparently ordered by U.S. personnel and shipped to a military base Bahrain, a Middle Eastern country where adult toys are illegal to import under local law, as per PinkNews.

The shop, Bonjibon, says they don’t ship directly to Bahrain, and the owner, Grace Bennett, believes someone may have ordered the toys elsewhere and then forwarded them to a U.S. Naval base there. When the shipments went through customs in Bahrain, they were intercepted, labeled prohibited, and returned to the sender… Complete with a military missive attached. 

What the Letter Said (Sort Of)

The letter, sent with official Department of Defense markings, reportedly said that “pornographic materials or devices” aren’t allowed in the Kingdom of Bahrain, and described the sex toys as a risk to “life or limb or property,” a response that has prompted a very entertained netizens on social media. 

The owner herself called the experience “one of the funniest things” to happen since she started the business, even going as far as to frame the letter for her office.

The Takeaway

At its core, this story is a perfect storm of international law + military bureaucracy + the unabashed demand for pleasure products. And honestly, it’s refreshing to see someone just own the humor in it.

The shop owner’s reaction (“we don’t judge, we just want people to feel confident ordering what they want") is a sex-positive reminder that toys are tools of joy, and that sometimes even the Pentagon has to ask nicely. 

So, in short, lesson learned: always check local laws… and choose toys that are shipped discreetly, responsibly, and with zero judgment. GIDDI is here to make adult play smarter, safer, and more satisfying, no military intervention required.

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